Happy Anniversary Lindsay!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a dear friend
And her name is Lindsay.

XOXOXOXOXO

Also, the crazy pants pictured below announced while getting down from the dinner table tonight that "i going downtown" and proceeded to pull her dora jammie pants down to her knees (revealing that she had forgotten another vital article of clothing) and strut down the hall with her hands on her hips.

(yeah, i can't even BEGIN to attempt to understand where stuff like that comes from- but i'll tell you, that i am thankful for the tears that come to my eyes through the uncontrolled laughter)

Does anyone NOT think of Karate Kid while they are washing their car?

mele kalikimaka

Overheard

"Mrs. Wolverton, you are an enchilada maker extraordinaire!"

-from the president of Oregon Truss at dinner tonight

Cade: Mom if you have another boy i wanna name him Extreme.

Me: Extreme Wolverton?

Cade: Extreme MICHAEL Wolverton. So can we?

Me: Why not.

if your life's going down the drain-o
there's really no need to complain-o
or to even try and explain-o
just follow the new terrain-o
until you come to a place much more buen-o

(this is the kind of frightening crap that is going on in my brain when i am trying desperately to sleep. helpful, don't you think?)

ELLA WENT ALL DAY WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT YESTERDAY!!!

In other news, if i haven't mentioned before we are having a no-tv (except weekends) summer, AKA i have no time to do anything but entertain, serve, feed, educate, and enjoy my kids 24-7. Thus why my blog has gone to pot.