Ella Lisa - pour ash-a-bee

So we're eating lunch at OMSI today and she walks over to a table of old ladies, sits down, announces she has a runny nose and asks how many of them are married.

I suggested that maybe she should start saying "may i join you?" before crashing random lunch dates...
(this is not an isolated occurrence you see)

Overheard at Bingo Night

Ella: Excuse me, you are awesome.

Super Cool Looking Rock Star Mom: Thank you. You are awesome too.

Ella: No. Just you.

Ella: Who does your hair?

Please vote for the most authentic priceless replica!

Ella and i just did a FABULOUS spontaneous song and dance number to Easy Street complete with tambourines and maracas and it just really made my week.

Lent Meditation

"We are not masters of our own feeling, but we are by God's grace masters of our consent." St Francis de Sales

I don't rememer life being this heavy...

"Yeah, life is hard. Go hug your kids." Grandpa Bill

Read Sex God.

I'm serious. Like right now.
And get your own copy too. Cause you're gonna wanna underline.
(don't worry em. i didn't. even though i really really wanted to)